Post by ripplemist on Nov 20, 2009 11:23:01 GMT -5
Hey I wasn't sure if this should go in Non-Warriors chat or Stories so i decided to put in in this. Intro:
Last night I had a really wierd dream...I mean really wierd even for me and if you ask Briar that's saying something. The writing in brackets is what I was thinking as I was wrote this down in school.
It started that I was a video camera (I know wierd right?). I belonged to The Joker and Harley Quinn (who is The Joker's girlfriend) and they took me along to a bank heist to record what they were doing (I don't know why probably to put on Youtube...anyway) Harley turns to the camera to say something but she hasn't got her mask on and The Joker says, "Harley your mask!" and Harley says "Oh, sh!tbees! Puddin' where is it?"
Then the bank turned into my old bedroom in my old house. And my brother was in my bed sleeping (say the word insest I DARE YOU). So I (keep in mind I'm now The Joker) find a new mask for Harley, but one of the eye holes are covered up so I have to find another one. I do and it's a perfect fit.
So Harley and I leave my bedroom and we walk into a forest right outside my bedroom (apparently I used to live in a forest). After walking for a little while we meet Hermione Granger, wearing a light brown princess dress, and Ron Weasley, wearing his robes the he had for the Yule Ball, petting a pink unicorn (I'm not kidding a fricking pink unicorn). Suddenly all these really random charactors start showing up like Cosmo and Wanda from 'Fairy Odd Parents', Carbears and Faffy that little retarded dragon from 'Dave the Barbarian'. And we all start feeding the unicorn stars.
Harley and I then walk out of the forest onto this rocky beach where we meet other Batman villains like Poison Ivy, Two Face and The Riddler. We starteed climbing the rocky hill, that then turned icy and had oenguins on it and I (as The Joker) asks, "What the hell???" and The Riddler turns to me and says one thing, "Penguins." and I laugh and just say "Oh, Oswald Cobblepot" (Who is The Penguin for those of you who don't know)
The hill dissolved and I was know Harley Quinn and she was dancing around in her underwear in front of Two Face, Poison Ivy, The Riddler and The Penguin (who is a horny little git if you watch Batman Returns) and singing 'Say that we're sweethearts again' (which is actually a song from Batman the animated series) but The Joker isn't their so I'm sad.
Then I become me. Playing the guitar, with some randomer playing the piano (really i only saw his/her hands on the piano keys) and Harley Quinn (now fully clothed, I swear) again singing ' Say that we're sweethearts again' and then The Joker runs in apologiseing for being late. Harley says,"Aww, that's ok Puddin' at least you remembered" Then I start playing a really nice Spanish song call 'Recardez de la alahambra' (SP??) and it was all romantic and happy and the I woke up and have been hyper all day ;D
I know what your thinking "What was this girl smoking before she went to bed last night" and I swear to you I didn't smoke anything nor did I make this up, well you know while I was awake anyway.
I hope you liked hearing about my dream please comment about how insane I am ;D
Last night I had a really wierd dream...I mean really wierd even for me and if you ask Briar that's saying something. The writing in brackets is what I was thinking as I was wrote this down in school.
It started that I was a video camera (I know wierd right?). I belonged to The Joker and Harley Quinn (who is The Joker's girlfriend) and they took me along to a bank heist to record what they were doing (I don't know why probably to put on Youtube...anyway) Harley turns to the camera to say something but she hasn't got her mask on and The Joker says, "Harley your mask!" and Harley says "Oh, sh!tbees! Puddin' where is it?"
Then the bank turned into my old bedroom in my old house. And my brother was in my bed sleeping (say the word insest I DARE YOU). So I (keep in mind I'm now The Joker) find a new mask for Harley, but one of the eye holes are covered up so I have to find another one. I do and it's a perfect fit.
So Harley and I leave my bedroom and we walk into a forest right outside my bedroom (apparently I used to live in a forest). After walking for a little while we meet Hermione Granger, wearing a light brown princess dress, and Ron Weasley, wearing his robes the he had for the Yule Ball, petting a pink unicorn (I'm not kidding a fricking pink unicorn). Suddenly all these really random charactors start showing up like Cosmo and Wanda from 'Fairy Odd Parents', Carbears and Faffy that little retarded dragon from 'Dave the Barbarian'. And we all start feeding the unicorn stars.
Harley and I then walk out of the forest onto this rocky beach where we meet other Batman villains like Poison Ivy, Two Face and The Riddler. We starteed climbing the rocky hill, that then turned icy and had oenguins on it and I (as The Joker) asks, "What the hell???" and The Riddler turns to me and says one thing, "Penguins." and I laugh and just say "Oh, Oswald Cobblepot" (Who is The Penguin for those of you who don't know)
The hill dissolved and I was know Harley Quinn and she was dancing around in her underwear in front of Two Face, Poison Ivy, The Riddler and The Penguin (who is a horny little git if you watch Batman Returns) and singing 'Say that we're sweethearts again' (which is actually a song from Batman the animated series) but The Joker isn't their so I'm sad.
Then I become me. Playing the guitar, with some randomer playing the piano (really i only saw his/her hands on the piano keys) and Harley Quinn (now fully clothed, I swear) again singing ' Say that we're sweethearts again' and then The Joker runs in apologiseing for being late. Harley says,"Aww, that's ok Puddin' at least you remembered" Then I start playing a really nice Spanish song call 'Recardez de la alahambra' (SP??) and it was all romantic and happy and the I woke up and have been hyper all day ;D
I know what your thinking "What was this girl smoking before she went to bed last night" and I swear to you I didn't smoke anything nor did I make this up, well you know while I was awake anyway.
I hope you liked hearing about my dream please comment about how insane I am ;D
